Welcome to my silly life

“Among other things, you'll find that you're not the first person who was ever confused and frightened and even sickened by human behavior. You're by no means alone on that score, you'll be excited and stimulated to know. Many, many men have been just as troubled morally and spiritually as you are right now." ― J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye

ruinedchildhood:

when you see someone with the same icon as you 

image

(via rihenna)

— 4 hours ago with 71485 notes

yerawizardbarry:

when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating

(via cakerbee)

— 6 hours ago with 633176 notes

bisexuallibrarian:

huffingtonpost:

Schooled  Larry King.

Watch the full interview here.

Dear Larry King: Please ask all single straight people if they are “non-practicing heterosexuals.”  

(via cakerbee)

— 6 hours ago with 83485 notes

mishasminions:

I JUST LOVE THE FACT THAT THE SUBMARINE HAS A MANUAL WINDOW CRANK

(Source: bloodyoathmate, via klaineitupanotch)

— 1 day ago with 342851 notes
Anonymous asked: omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???


Answer:

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

— 2 days ago with 45890 notes

sexuallyambiguousphan:

The best part is he still hadn’t taken down all the post-its.

(Source: agayoflife, via znks)

— 2 days ago with 70275 notes