Welcome to my silly life

“Among other things, you'll find that you're not the first person who was ever confused and frightened and even sickened by human behavior. You're by no means alone on that score, you'll be excited and stimulated to know. Many, many men have been just as troubled morally and spiritually as you are right now." ― J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye

princessqueer:

theblackpoolmenace-senpai:

dramaddict:

one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas

I’m disgusted by my ability to get this joke

one might even call it

avocado’s number

(Source: boosmygod, via myunimportantramblings)

— 2 days ago with 276901 notes

mrsfallontimberlake:

People talk about how hard long distance relationships are but nobody talks about the struggle of long distance friendships. I would give my left leg right now to just be able to sit in our pjs and watch movies or to just be able to give a big fucking hug. 

(via loveheartlover)

— 2 days ago with 109365 notes

ripblkdzn:

li-juu:

blkdzn:

black people and vine
black people and social media
ignant as black people
fuck

this is the realest video I’ve ever watched. I encourage everyone to watch this.

thank you

— 2 days ago with 75715 notes
staticwaffles:

Who run the world?
Credit to this post: (x)Made by this user: (x)

staticwaffles:

Who run the world?

Credit to this post: (x)
Made by this user: (x)

(via soulmahogany)

— 3 days ago with 19383 notes

micdotcom:

Aziz Ansari just came out as a feminist with one perfect analogy

During his appearance on the Late Show with David Letterman on Monday night, the comedian made it very clear where he stands on the issue of gender equality: He supports it and thinks you should, too.

"That’s not how words work"

(Source: mattsgifs, via asdreamsmaycome)

— 3 days ago with 57545 notes
ja-ll:

xjennybird:

Oh….

I have one year left

ja-ll:

xjennybird:

Oh….

I have one year left

(Source: dopenessvwackness)

— 3 days ago with 3061 notes